Who's Having White?

Date: 24 August

Who's Having White?

Clothes might make the man, but everything you need to know about a woman can be gleaned from what’s in her glass.

Personality: She can be sweet like Chardonnay or crisp like a Riesling, but one thing the white wine consumer never is, is dull. These chatty chicks are outgoing, cheerful, cheeky and funny, though they do tend to hog the karaoke mic.
Strength: Laughs in the face of danger.
Weakness: Attention seeker
Style: Consistently on-trend even when maybe she shouldn’t have been. (See also, the romper.) These fearless females aren’t afraid of treading that fine line between fab and just plain funny looking and don’t care if you laugh at them, as long as you’re looking!
Day Job: This effervescent type is best suited for a high-energy position with lots of public interaction—don’t even think of plunking her down in a cubicle farm.
Dream Job: Pro tennis player, spokesmodel, or pop singing sensation.
Men: Someone who can keep up. They’re a lot rarer than you’d think.
Loves: Bubbles, bunnies, hiking, pedicures, and surfer boys.
Loathes: Chess, slow-talkers, late nights, pesto, and the word “moist.”